I’m back at my Alma Mater, UNC chapel Hill, workshopping a play for Playmakers, and here she is, the Center for Dramatic Art, where I wrote my first plays and got many parking tickets and …
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medium old
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that guy
We are currently all kind of covered in puke because Joe ate too many fries yesterday? BEEN THERE, JOE! So let’s focus on a cute thing: Joe calls everyone whose name he does not know …
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These Men
We just spent a mildly absurd amount of money purchasing a download of EVERY SINGLE TAKE from Joe’s recent Headshot shoot I mean pre-school picture day, and I’ll never regret it, because he is literally …
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the why
Sometimes I wonder — especially on days when I don’t have time to write something here, or anything much to say — why exactly do I keep writing here, why have I been doing this …
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THANKFUL, OKAY?
IF YOU DON’T FRANTICALLY BUY A FIVE DOLLAR CARDBOARD THANKFUL SIGN FROM TARGET BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE COMING FOR THANKSGIVING AND EVERYONE IS ENOUGH OVER THEIR HEAD COLDS AND STOMACH VIRUSES THAT YOU MIGHT EVEN …
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Cheesecake, alone
Here I am in a Midtown diner, crying a little because joes babysitter says he walked into my office and said mama’s not here! But then the waiter brings my cheesecake, and I sit and …
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the toddler equation
I remember reading this before we had Joe and it is now abundantly true: Toddlers are VERY VERY ABSURDLY CUTE and this cuteness is EXACTLY EQUIVALENT to how VERY VERY ANNOYING they are. Joe’s brain, …
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I Care
I have never even pretended like I’m the kind of person who does not care about or read reviews of their work. Years ago I had a residency at the O’Neill theater conference, where a …
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a girl
Consider this the formal press release, can someone tell Deadline, Us Weekly, all of my cousins? I am once again WITH CHILD! After some twists and turns, and after declaring to the universe that I …
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jobs
For a while now, Joe has known that my job is Writer, Dad’s job is Actor, and his job is to play with cars. But Monday he starts a MONTESORRI PRESCHOOL, SOB, and the word …