I have much domestic news to report regarding a very merry Christmas, lumbar pain and a five hour flight to our long awaited babymoon, but I’m really going to give myself the present of BEING …
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A girraft
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2022, in a box
Look, I know it’s been a tough end of the year, the kid keeps getting sick and you’ve had work trips, and you’re seven months pregnant, but you MUST make your Christmas cookie boxes for …
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oops, I did it again
I’ve just returned from workshopping a new playyyyyyyy! Remember new plays? It has been a minute for me. Playmakers rep (the company at UNC chapel hill where I did my undergrad) commissioned me to write …
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medium old
I’m back at my Alma Mater, UNC chapel Hill, workshopping a play for Playmakers, and here she is, the Center for Dramatic Art, where I wrote my first plays and got many parking tickets and …
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that guy
We are currently all kind of covered in puke because Joe ate too many fries yesterday? BEEN THERE, JOE! So let’s focus on a cute thing: Joe calls everyone whose name he does not know …
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These Men
We just spent a mildly absurd amount of money purchasing a download of EVERY SINGLE TAKE from Joe’s recent Headshot shoot I mean pre-school picture day, and I’ll never regret it, because he is literally …
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the why
Sometimes I wonder — especially on days when I don’t have time to write something here, or anything much to say — why exactly do I keep writing here, why have I been doing this …
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THANKFUL, OKAY?
IF YOU DON’T FRANTICALLY BUY A FIVE DOLLAR CARDBOARD THANKFUL SIGN FROM TARGET BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE COMING FOR THANKSGIVING AND EVERYONE IS ENOUGH OVER THEIR HEAD COLDS AND STOMACH VIRUSES THAT YOU MIGHT EVEN …
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Cheesecake, alone
Here I am in a Midtown diner, crying a little because joes babysitter says he walked into my office and said mama’s not here! But then the waiter brings my cheesecake, and I sit and …
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the toddler equation
I remember reading this before we had Joe and it is now abundantly true: Toddlers are VERY VERY ABSURDLY CUTE and this cuteness is EXACTLY EQUIVALENT to how VERY VERY ANNOYING they are. Joe’s brain, …