Moments after I complained, my sourdoughn’t became a sourDID. I returned from dinner with a friend, where yes I also complained about my sourdough starter, to find it in its monster state, abundant and doubling …
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Breademption
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sourdough nonstarter
Last week at the family reunion, my cousin served the most INCREDIBLE SOURDOUGH BREAD that she had made from scratch, and it was one of the best things I’ve ever had, maybe a little bit …
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Land turtles
At oak island, NC for the week, where my mom’s side of the family has been doing a reunion for 34 years straight now. This my my first time in TEN YEARS, and first time …
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fruit
As much as I’m turning into my Mother, I’m also turning into my Dad. I worry about how much strawberries cost, and stress when we don’t eat all of the strawberries we buy, I worry …
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where’s my nose
POV: Bobbie, reflecting on her Mother. She’s a smart lady, very nice, warm, she smells like toothpaste and hard boiled eggs. She knows where all the snacks are and takes me where I need to …
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their words
Bobbie calls herself a baby, she calls everyone a baby, she wants to say goodnight to dad. She asks for shoes and cheese, she says go NOW and SHOES NOW, GO. Every day, a new …
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would you like a membership
Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: Would you like to sign up for membership today? It’s only x amount of dollars. me:………….. Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: ….ma’am? me: Sorry, I’m just adding up …
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Daughter
I put her in her brother’s clothes but still she wants to be in the kitchen with me, wrapped up in my legs and apron strings. Maybe she wants to be close to Food or …
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this is my favorite
Joe has a new favorite game, basically you look through one of his car magazines, and on each page, he selects 2-3 favorites, and then you pick YOUR favorites. But see, you CAN’T pick the …
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fool me three times
LISTEN, I cannot sit here and pretend like I’m a person who does not read reviews, who sits in this world knowing that people are writing things about my work and I’m just NOT reading …