Me, to Joe: Guess what, Joe! It’s Christmas time! You’re going to love Christmas! Joe: okay, but what is it? Me: Christmas is a beautiful, wonderful, cozy time of year in which we bake, decorate, …
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inherited Joy
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Peak 2020
This picture, of a commemorative F**K 2020 Christmas ornament that I mailed my Mother in Law, that broke into pieces in transit and fell from the envelope like the world’s saddest confetti, IS 2020. OPTIMISM; …
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Gnome Sweet Gnome
I’ve never been too big on Halloween, but I’m not gonna sleep on an opportunity to put a baby in a costume. So for Joe’s first Halloween, we tapped into his whimsical, discerning nature and …
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Hallowinbetween
Q: what does an adult person do on Halloween when they don’t have kids yet, but are just slightly too old and too tired to fully engage with the grown up kids version of the …
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HAPPY 4TH FROM OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON
LAND OF TRUTH; OPTIMISM; BATHROOM WALL SCRAWLS LIKE ‘ABORT THE PATRIARCHY;’ RECYCLED PAPER COMMUNITY JOURNALS BEARING MESSAGES OF HOPE ALSO VEGAN SAUSAGE; TREES. No but really it’s hard to feel fully patriotic these days but …
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Ever wonder
Exactly how much a group of mostly Jewish and overtly health conscious LA actors and directors and producers and TV writers straight Up LOVE Honey Baked Ham? IT IS APPROXIMATELY THIS MANY:
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What this room is for
Morrison, every time he sits in our living room, taking it all in like a Lord: man, you could fit my whole family in here! We could all watch a movie in here! Last night: …
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BUT DO YOU DARE ME?
IF INTERESTED IN NON-THANKSGIVING OR THANKSGIVING FOOD CONTENT, PLZ CHECK BACK NOV 23RD AT WHICH POINT THERE WILL BE FIVE WEEKS OF CHRISTMAS CONTENT AFTER WHICH, I MAY RETURN TO INTELLIGENT THOUGHT BUT I MEAN, …
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Time management for Stuffing Enthusiasts
Q. How much time can one woman spend reading stuffing recipes? A. OOPS I JUST TURNED 90 (The above gem is croissant herb stuffing from half baked harvest or MY BED, DEPENDING ON WHICH WEEK …
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NEVER TOO EARLY
Nothing to see here, just out here getting ALREADY VERY EXCITED ABOUT THANKSGIVING because it’s kind of gray today and we are hosting Morrison’s whole fam for it and I get to love them with …