Yesterday was this flawless man’s birthday: And so I took him swing dancing on the Battleship USS IOWA, like you do: What who when where WHY, you ask? Because in high school, Morrison used to …
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All Boxes Checked
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Further and Further Away
I don’t so much have Good dreams or Bad Dreams, I have Worry Dreams, with very simple plots that usually involve me trying to get somewhere important, pushing through sand and time to get there, …
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Say Goodbye to These, Michael
Sometimes you make a cake for a friend because she’s managed to stay alive X amount of years, and it’s the yearly commemoration of her birth, and sometimes you make her a cake because she’s …
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BOOK A CLOWN
I’m back in town, prepping and getting my head in the game for some upcoming IVF hullabaloo, which means blood draws and needle parties and Google panics and that I just bought 47 pounds of …
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Rachel Held Evans, 37
This remarkable person died last month. I somehow managed to not hear about her until AFTER she died, which still feels absurd to me, as her life’s work was questioning her faith while also living in …
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THIS IS MY BABY(?)
Cracker is definitely a comfort during all of this fuckery. We’re leaning on him more and more, by which I mean, trying to teach him how to Hug, by which I mean, picking him up …
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next to Him
We are going through some real fucking bullshit right now, like depths of sad marriage testing bullshit, bullshit that I will most likely expound upon later, bullshit that you can probably guess, but for now …
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how to know you married the right person
Yesterday, a Shade guy and his two sons came by to take measurements for some outdoor shades, and as he pulled (barreled?) into our driveway, his brakes failed, and he rammed my car into the …
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TWO HEARTS / TWO DREAMS
Last night, Morrison had an epic home invasion dream in which he accosted a creepy, dangerous trespasser who was trying to force entry into our house, and by accost, I mean he reached for his …
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DREAM LIFE PARTNER
He’s currently looking at pictures of Star Jasmine to train and grow up our pergola, mumbling to himself, Star Jasmine is the shit. Every now and then, and when I least expect it, like perhaps …