Note: Though the below might suggest otherwise, I AM staying hopeful and positive that I will someday ‘become a pregnant person,’ as my doctor calls it. I basically just can no longer keep the worry …
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why to never drink water at a wedding
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when life pulls you inside
We were filming in a residential neighborhood Friday, and on our lunch break, I decided to power walk around it, to make up for all of the 27 tiny snickers bars I stress-ate between shots. …
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EXCLUSIVE PICS
FINALLY: THE EXCLUSIVE EMMYS PICTURES YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR: 1/543 of my attempt to get a nice picture of Morrison and I on the red carpet, for some reason featuring someone else’s phone: My balanced, …
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where to Look when your brother Weds
My Tiny baby brother Tim got married on Friday, to a gorgeous, grounded and kind cardiac nurse — and by kind nurse, I mean she left her rehearsal dinner to escort a family member who …
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CORRECTION
Every theater company doing The Cake, in all of their marketing materials: WE ARE SO PROUD TO PRESENT THIS PLAY, WRITTEN BY THE HEAD WRITER AND CREATOR AND SOLE BRAIN BEHIND THIS IS US! Me, frantically: …
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that time my Dad was right
Next week, I will have been being bloggy on this here blog basically every day for eleven years. For me it’s not JUST telling you what pants I’m wearing or what catastrophe I’m currently wringing …
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SOOTHING INDOOR PLANTS
purchases indoor plants to create a relaxing, soothing home environment attempts to keep plants alive PLANTS SHRVEL AND DIE FILLS WITH THE RAGE AND ANXIETY THAT COME HOLDING HANDS WITH FAILURE AND WASTE OF MONEY …
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62 years young
The happiest of birfdays to my Mama, who just a few weekends ago, in a 48 hour visit, played yard games, SKIPPED ROPE and did an Irish Car Bomb all while remaining classy, virtuous, kind …
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BYE SEASON 2
We officially ended the This is Us Season 2 (and some season 3) writer’s room last night with an adorable group outing to see my dear froworkers turned SHOW RUNNERS Isaac and Elizabeth’s movie, Love, …
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I grew up and also I’m a Toys R Us kid
Yesterday, Toys R Us announced it will close all of its stores and no longer Be. Last night, anyone who grew up in the 70s/80s/90s slept curled around memory shadows of Kid Sister dolls and …