Bakes cookies for feminist theater group meeting Spends entire feminist theater group meeting wondering why no one’s eating her cookies When asked for her feminist thoughts about theater, just shouts I BAKED COOKIES Disappears under …
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Contradictions
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why to never drink water at a wedding
Note: Though the below might suggest otherwise, I AM staying hopeful and positive that I will someday ‘become a pregnant person,’ as my doctor calls it. I basically just can no longer keep the worry …
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Parenting
Morrison and I hope to become parents soon, and so basically everything I see and do and experience feels like a preview of that future life. And so after spending the morning carefully clipping browned …
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not cake
I, like probably millions of other women, spent some time this weekend furiously baking, as it somehow felt like the only response to being made to feel like we don’t Matter. We bake to relieve …
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dressues
-Me: I need a dress for that thing next week, at which I must look like an effortless adult person who is Polished and Poised without trying too Hard. spends (wastes) hours online looking at …
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a thing that I should not be doing
I just realized a completely psychotic thing that I’ve been doing, and I think I’ll lay it here, in hopes of embarrassing myself just enough to stop doing it. I keep thinking about old pairs of …
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No Service
Last week, we filmed for a long, hot day beside a Desert Lake 50 miles outside of a LA (and yes, Desert Lake is very much a thing, not to be confused with Dessert Lake, …
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when life pulls you inside
We were filming in a residential neighborhood Friday, and on our lunch break, I decided to power walk around it, to make up for all of the 27 tiny snickers bars I stress-ate between shots. …
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things to do during an MRI
Plan Thanksgiving Take deep, restorative breaths No, really, plan every moment and every interaction and every bite of food of Thanksgiving MORE DEEP RESTORATIVE BREATHS NO BUT REALLY WTF IS THAT SOUND MAYBE I’LL PUT …
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a Careful Pony
Morrison told me I look like a ‘careful Pony’ when I run and now THIS IS ALL I SEE WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY I SEE MYSELF STUFFED