Fans, my father is a lawyer. He looks like this: Hi, the Dad. I like him. I never really understood EXACTLY what it is that he does, besides being moderately irritable and making people sign …
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law skoo
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Charleston, SC
Je suis ICI! Egats! Lord knows I need it. Non-manhattan, that is, for a minute. So far, so good. I came here once in – say – seventh gradish? But little do I remember of …
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some people are not like me
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we will never forget
…Hello, third grade lunch. mmmmm. Always. But then – um – ew.
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The Weight of the World
It is silly to feel like or say that this is on your shoulders. This is oftentimes how it feels, but really? This would involve an assortment of heavy things like whole walmarts, camels, …
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balls
Fanpersons, I like to talk to my mother on the phone. She loves me more than anyone and everything, and she does not stand for my ‘shit,’ or my potty mouth. Me: ‘ Yeah, …
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fat kids
meet my new play Are you enticed? I sure am.
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Marcel Marceau il mort
Meet the world’s great mime, Marcel Marceau. Today, at age 84, he is the dead. In his honor, today, let us all live in invisible boxes.
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what the HELL
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heels
It is funny how many more strange people with strange agendas are caused to stare at you.