Me to Morrison: Oh, you should have some of the cinnamon sourdough I made for breakfast!

Morrison: Sounds good, thanks!

Me: You should cut off a piece and toast it and eat it that way.

Morrison:…Yes, I know how Bread works

Me: ….you should put it into your mouth and chew it with your teeth, and swallow it

Morrison: mmhmm….

Me: your mouth will produce saliva, which will break down the food enabling you to swallow it down, and it will travel down to your stomach, where enzymes will then further break down the food and convert the food into energy which your body will then use to live

Morrison:…………….

Me: Is there anything else I can help you with

Morrison: Just trying to figure out how to get this food into my mouth?

Me: Oh, you OPEN IT

Morrison: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH