Me, before I had a daughter: It’s so stupid how we put bows on baby girls heads! As if we’re terrified that someone might mistake them for a boy, as if that were a big deal, who actually cares? When they’re that little they’re all just Squish, anyways! If I have a daughter, she will wear only her brother’s clothes and when people misgender her I won’t even correct them!
ME, ONCE PREGNANT WITH DAUGHTER: WHERE ARE THE BOWS, GIVE ME THE BOWS, IDEALLY THE BOWS ARE COVERED IN PICTURES OF LITTLE APPLES, OR LAMBS, OR CAKE PANS, OR BOWS