This Sea Lion

I tend to only watch the news when I’m in hotels, and I actually really like local news with their weird features on people who talk to their plants and break world records. This morning I imbibed, a mix of local and national, and the national news was basically FIRE*FLOOD*COVID*MURDER*COVID. And then there was this Sea Lion, who was found trying to cross the freeway outside San Diego. Apparently the Sea Lion has a ‘history of wandering off to strange places.’ Traffic stopped as two good Samaritans helped the Sea Lion cross the road. Thank God for news like this. Let’s all just focus on this Sea Lion. LET’S JUST HELP HIM CROSS THE ROAD.

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