QUEEN DOLLY RECEIVED HER MODERNA VACCINE YESTERDAY, adorably and rightfully declaring that she was literally receiving A taste of her own Medicine, as she helped fund the research for the vaccine because of course she did. She then sings: Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccineeeee, I’m beggin’ of you, please don’t hesitate, Cause once you’re dead, then that’s a bit too late!’ With this, Dolly’s wikipedia page swelled just past its buttons, further securing her place in history, and in my heart, as a woman I long to grow up to be: taking the world’s problems seriously, but with cheek, and heart, and boobs, using her powers for Good.