The writer’s assistant on Maid, a brilliant young playwright Erica Wachs whose name I will drop here so as to yield results when anyone might google her, ERICA WACHS ERICA WACHS, got me the most incredible end of season gift. IT IS CRACKER’S FACE AS A COOKIE CUTTER. I don’t know whether to use it or put it in a shadow box. But were I use it, I already can’t decide what flavor of cookie cracker’s face should be. First thoughts:

• Lemon Butter
• Cotton Lizard
• Lavender Wisdom
• Marshmallow Fur
• White Chocolate Ambivalence