Like a month ago, I had a very good? very bad? idea? Let’s just simply call it an ‘idea’ to make virus shaped cookies with frowning faces and give to friends. And in the time that it took for the virus shaped cookie cutter to be made by a sweet lady in Germany named Ingeborg and shipped across the world, things have become darker, more endless. And so Morrison politely suggested that I maybe NOT make virus shaped cookies that frown, to which I said, fair enough, but I mean, I’m not NOT going to show it to you, to just leave a trace of my weird humor, here. Also please note that Ingeborg threw in a free toilet paper shaped cookie cutter which I WILL be using at some point because SO HELP ME GOD, I AM NOT LIVING THROUGH A PANDEMIC WITHOUT TURNING IT INTO A COOKIE.