That we don’t have the Iowa Caucus results because an app crashed? That it’s kind of unsettling that results are being counted by an app? Does anyone else imagine or at least WANT it to be thousands of tiny George Washingtons and Martin Luther Kings and Florence Nightingales that count our election results, methodically, ethically, with their tiny hands? JUST ME, AND ALSO ALL OF YOU? GREAT, LET’S ALL GET TOGETHER AND RISE UP AGAINST COMPUTER OH WAIT IT’S LISTENING