Giving you Lip

Wax person, after doing my eyebrows: would you like me to do your lip hair?

Me: what lip hair?

Wax person: RIP

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHOOWWW I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE, DO I STILL HAVE A FACE?

Wax person: YES AND NOW IT’S PERFECTLY HAIRLESS

Me: RUDE. (Looks in mirror) WELL, NOW I’M BEAUTIFUL.

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