MODERN WIFE Wakes up Works out Does some work Goes to work Does more work Leaves work, gets in car FRANTICALLY COVERS SELF WITH PERFUME SO THAT HUSBAND WILL THINK SHE SMELLS LIKE TINY DELICATE FLOWER WHEN SHE GETS HOME Gets home, kisses husband collapses on top of work, BUT SMELLS GREAT Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like this:Like Loading…