Dear people behind me eating popcorn SO LOUDLY during A Quiet Place:

IT’S A QUIET MOVIE. IT IS LITERALLY CALLED A QUIET PLACE. YOU ARE SUMMONING THE SOUND MONSTER WITH YOUR GROSS MOUTH AND I’M ALREADY SO SCARED AND OH GOD WHY DID I COME SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL MOVIE ALONE ALSO CAN I PLZ HAVE SOME POPCORN