Be more like this woman, who marched up to me last night when we were filming at ***** tourist attraction in ********, wearing full body denim, with a face painted like a 19th century doll:

WOMAN: I’M LATE. I WANNA BE AN EXTRA. I’M BEAUTIFUL.

Me: Okay — well — we already have our background people and we’ve already been filming for a while, so–

WOMAN: I’M BEAUTIFUL.

Me: Okay, well — maybe stand at the edge of the crowd and you might be in the shot.

WOMAN: WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?

Me: It’s a TV show.

WOMAN: (joining edge of crowd) I DON’T WATCH TV.