Be more like this woman, who marched up to me last night when we were filming at ***** tourist attraction in ********, wearing full body denim, with a face painted like a 19th century doll:
WOMAN: I’M LATE. I WANNA BE AN EXTRA. I’M BEAUTIFUL.
Me: Okay — well — we already have our background people and we’ve already been filming for a while, so–
WOMAN: I’M BEAUTIFUL.
Me: Okay, well — maybe stand at the edge of the crowd and you might be in the shot.
WOMAN: WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?
Me: It’s a TV show.
WOMAN: (joining edge of crowd) I DON’T WATCH TV.