Syzygy:  noun.

–  a very baller scrabble word.

–  an alignment of three celestial bodies, such as the sun, moon, and earth.

–  a slightly underwhelming life event, especially when you did NOT make a science experiment out of a cracker or cereal box, or if you were NOT in Oregon, but instead driving home listening to people on NPR shout words like ‘Syzygy.’ HIGH HOPES FOR 2024!