I think it goes without saying that lately, things have been going pretty darn great for me. But then Saturday, I flitted out of a nice dinner with friends, en route to my play, to find my car COVERED IN BIRD POOP. Not the car to the right of my car. Not the car to the left. ONLY MY CAR. I’m going to take it as a gentle reminder of a hymn I used to sing in youth group, which I think went something like:
Humble thyself in the sight of the Lord
Humble thyself in the sight of the Lord
Or he
will send birds to poop
poop on your carrrrrrr
Yes he
will send birds to poop on your carrrrrrrr