The happiest of birthdays to my soul sister, Blaine. I really hate facebook sometimes because it makes me feel at once like the world is awful and also that I’m not cool enough to be …
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miss Bday BeerBQ Barbee
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lip colored lips
I just realized that I paid a decent amount of actual human money for lip stuff that is actual just the color of my lips. Are my colors fading? Am I an old shirt? Is …
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COOOOOOKKKKIEEESSSSSSSS
What’s even better than Cake served after a play about Cake? HOMEMADE COOKIES DECORATED FOR THE CHARACTERS IN A PLAY ABOUT CAKE #LAYERS
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why to thank Jay-Z
Sometimes it’s like, oh no, I will never be physically flawless, and I must because that is the answer, ISN’T THAT THE ANSWER? But then I remember that JAY-Z CHEATED ON BEYONCE. This was his …
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Re: what it’s like to be married to me
7 AM. Husband is completely asleep. I’m wide awake. Me: (leaping on top of him) WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A HOUSE! Husband:….Hmm? Me: We’re going to have a HOUSE! Husband:…Yeah. We are. Me: We’re going …
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all I see
Dear anyone who has made any sort of attempt to interact with me yesterday or today: I’m once again attempting a juice cleanse, being that I ate approximately nine cakes over the weekend (NOT SORRY) …
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catsual
One of the many great things about sharing a house with a Cat is that their vibes are 90% chill, and if you are feeling perhaps at all anxious or overwhelmed, all you have to …
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Patriotic Perspective
On this Fourth of July, let us not be distracted by tiny flag shorts and giant hot dogs and things that go Boom in the night, but instead remember what this day is really, actually …
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women of cake
My friend took these pictures at the curtain call after opening night. They make me so happy. A play written by a woman, directed by a woman, starring three very wonderful women, about women, All …
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PLEDGE.
I was apparently feeling very patriotic yesterday. In not one or not even two but in fact MULTIPLE PICTURES from the Cake’s opening night (WHICH WENT GREAT!) I’m doing a weird pledge allegiance to the …