7 AM. Husband is completely asleep. I’m wide awake.
Me: (leaping on top of him) WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A HOUSE!
Husband:….Hmm?
Me: We’re going to have a HOUSE!
Husband:…Yeah. We are.
Me: We’re going to live inside of it…and sleep inside of it….
Husband: Yeah, we are. But I want to sleep inside of this house. Right now.
Me: Okay, that’s fair.
A moment.
Me: BUT WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF ALL MY THOUGHTS?
Husband: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me: OKAY TELL YOU LATER