Why I:
– started writing plays
– haven’t gone more than 3 days without working out in 18 years
– fetishize cool ranch Doritos
– feel a deep shame after I eat cool ranch Doritos
– now I want Doritos
– but see if I eat them then I have to work out for 5 hours
– SEE?! IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE / STARTS WRITE PLAY ABOUT SAID CYCLE