This picture explains why 

Why I:

– started writing plays 

– haven’t gone more than 3 days without working out in 18 years 

– fetishize cool ranch Doritos 

– feel a deep shame after I eat cool ranch Doritos 

– now I want Doritos 

– but see if I eat them then I have to work out for 5 hours 

– SEE?! IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE / STARTS WRITE PLAY ABOUT SAID CYCLE

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