MARKETING BOSS: Why do women put on lip gloss?

A few moments of long, deep thought.

MARKETING PERSON:….So that their lips will be softer?

MARKETING BOSS: NO!

MARKETING PERSON: I’m — I’m sorry —

MARKETING BOSS: GET OUT GERALD! JUST GO!

Ashamed, Gerald goes.

MARKETING BOSS: Anyone else?

ANOTHER MARKING PERSON:….because they want people to want to make out with them?

MARKETING BOSS: YES! YES, THANK GOD! AN EMPLOYEE WITH SOME SENSE! And what do people love to make out with?

Long, thoughtful pause.

ANOTHER MARKETING PERSON:….Wood?

MARKETING BOSS: NO! GET OUT, LYDIA!

Lydia Goes. MARKETING BOSS tosses a pen after her dramatically.

MARKETING BOSS:…Anyone else?

YET ANOTHER MARKETING PERSON:….Babies?

MARKETING BOSS: YES!!!!!! YES, EXACTLY! PERFECT, YES!  IS ANYONE WRITING THIS DOWN?! ANYONE?! BY GOD, WE’VE DONE IT!