There are two kinds of people in the world: one who finds things like facials to be therapeutic and relaxing and restorative, and the other who finds them to be IS THIS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN FOR A WHOLE HOUR THERE IS NO WAY IT HASN’T ALREADY  BEEN AN HOUR I AM SO THIRSTY I JUST WANT TO MOVE WHY IS SHE STABBING ME WITH HER FINGERNAILS IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL AN ‘EXTRACTION’ OH GREAT THANKS FOR THE FACE MASK THAT SMELLS LIKE COOKIES NOW I WANT TO EAT MY OWN FACE