Today, on reasons to marry Morrison: some dudes head off for their bachelor weekend, and their fiances have to sit at home worrying about whether or not they’re  eating sushi off naked strippers or other disturbing pictures I found online but let’s just go with this PG rated scenario:

Me? I get THIS SCENARIO:

That’s right. Morrison’s bachelor weekend is HIM HOLDING A PUPPY. C’MONNNNNNNNNNNNN!