When having your bachelorette weekend, particularly in Vegas, definitely have Julien bring you a surprisingly tasteful bride sash. It sends a polite and subtle BACK OFF MAN, TAKEN, I DO NOT WISH TO BE DANCED WITH OR UPON, I SHALL BE DANCING WITH ONE OF MY BRIDESMAIDS OR MAYBE JUST WITH MYSELF to every nearby man and boy. The result: every nearby man and boy turns respectful, remembers how their mother raised them, wishes you best of luck for the future, ensures you do not fall off of things. 

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