Classic white girl playwright spots beautiful playwright with even more beautiful accent, who travelled all the way from Zimbabwe to attend the playwright’s conference. Classic playwright girl corners her like prey.
White girl: HI IT’S SO NICE TO MEET YOU!
Beautiful Zimbabwe Playwright: Hello!
White girl: Are you – so — Hi. You’re from Zimbabwe?
Beautiful Zimbabwe Playwright: Yes I am!
White girl: Cool, I grew up in a mall parking lot! I just want to say that I think that everything you have ever written and will ever write is infinitely more important than anything I have ever written, or will ever write.
Beautiful Zimbabwe Playwright: Okay! It was lovely talking to you. I’m going to go get my wine.
White girl: OKAY COOL WELL IF YOU WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JUST LET ME KNOW!