I’ve been spending a lot of my residency this week not only workshopping puns, as per, but also face deep in apocalypse porn, which is to say, articles and movies about what the end of the world might look like, and how humans might live inside of it. A huge problem, apparently, will be scorpions. But fortunately for us, this is what house cats are for, as depicted in this most purrfect picture I have ever found on the internet that I can’t stop looking at: