One of my favorite things about staying at my parents’ house is finding these guys in the adorable and incredibly thorough toiletry guest basket that my mom places  in the bathrooms, and remembering that during my Dad’s campaign for County Commissioner some twenty years ago, we got a bazillion schwag items made — nail files for the ladies, combs for the dudes.  We still have Brunstetter schwag items FOR DAYZ. MAY WE NEVER RUN OUT.