I like to discover things just a few days after everyone else in America has already obsessed over the thing and are over the thing. Then I sweep in, and I’m like, HEY, THIS THING! And everyone has moved onto Sia’s new video featuring Ina Garten trapped in a colonial boat’s exoskeleton which is definitely her next video. And so today: I can’t stop watching Drake’s Hotline Bling video. It is SOOTHING AND INTOXICATING. For one, Drake is effortlessly dancing around in either a Grandpa sweater or an Owl hoodie, with these amazing sort of geriatric salsa dance moves that feel wonderfully inevitable:
And at one critical moment, Drake LIES DOWN AND TAKES A NAP ON ONE OF THE BUTTS.
AHHHHHH. Who needs LEXAPRO / WINE WHEN THERE IS DRAKE.