Me: I feel like I’m not doing enough. I mean I know I’m doing a lot, but it doesn’t feel like enough. I think I should be working on more things.

Morrison:….hmm. Well, I feel like you’re doing enough.

Me: Well, I know that I am, but I mean, I’m not.

Morrison:…hmm.

Beat.

Me: I talked to my mom!

Morrison: yeah, how’s she doing?

Me: Good! But she’s worrying over things about Pete’s wedding that she wishes she had done differently, and I’m like Mom, it was a beautiful wedding, relax!

Morrison: (knowing smile)

Me: WHAT?

Morrison: (even more knowing smile)

Me: IT’S NOT THE SAME! It’s different! She’s worrying about something when everything is fine —

Morrison: Go on —

Me: It’s different!

Morrison: No, please, keep going until you figure out how it’s different.

Beat.

Me: DAMNIT!