THIS IS HOW OLD.

Today, on Things Learned on Facebook, which has been loyally providing us new things for us to worry about / obsess over since 2004:  A TODDLER that I used to know, by which I mean a NEARLY BABY PERSON, daughter of the owner of the marvelous chocolate store where I worked, Lulu Scout, IS NOW A TEENAGE SINGER / DJ / MUSICAL PRODIGY LIKE WITH A ROBUST WEB PRESENCE AND CAREER.

I REPEAT.

I WAS IN GRAD SCHOOL SO LONG AGO THAT A HUMAN PERSON HAS NEARLY FULLY FORMED SINCE THEN, SO MUCH THAT THIS PERSON HAS A CAREER.

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