Me: how you doin, big bro?

Pete: pretty good! I gotta eat breakfast. (Large sigh.) And finish this love letter.

Me: oh man.

Pete: this is the kinda thing you’re probably better at than me.

Me: nope! Actual feelings are always hard to write. 

Pete: I have to write about my FEELINGS?!

Me: YES ITS YOUR WEDDING STUPID, YOU HAVE TO FEEL THINGS 

Pete: GUHHHHHHHH

Me: I KNOW ITS GROSS

Pete: AHHHHHH

Me: LET’S HUG