Pete: pretty good! I gotta eat breakfast. (Large sigh.) And finish this love letter.
Me: oh man.
Pete: this is the kinda thing you’re probably better at than me.
Me: nope! Actual feelings are always hard to write.
Pete: I have to write about my FEELINGS?!
Me: YES ITS YOUR WEDDING STUPID, YOU HAVE TO FEEL THINGS
Me: I KNOW ITS GROSS
Me: LET’S HUG