On my drive to work this AM I passed a skinny pasta truck (?) that shouted at me that in fact SKINNY PEOPLE EAT PASTA, not just italian grandmas and tiny women in movies. I am ashamed of my instantaneous and nearly violent reaction as a I almost caused an accident, swerving to see. Can it be true? Can I finally drown in a vat of fettucine alfredo, my tiny body sinking towards the butter collecting on the bottom? Can I make a bed of soft raviolis and sink into, tinily, slowly? CAN IT BE TRUE?