I am always on the hunt for dresses that are  so comfortable it’s like you’re pretty much still asleep. I have found a near perfect one.  It’s basically a giant soft black shirt featuring nothing but a massive pocket on the front, perfect size pocket for phone or small pet.  It expertly hides your dough parts,  but it’s also sort of sleek because it’s black, and so it’s  elegant in a lazy sort of way, and it’s long in the back, and so work appropriate. Basically, when you get home you just kick off your shoes, hit the hay, then wake up, repeat, and probably wash it sometimes. GET YOURS HERE! I WON’T BE WEIRD AT ALL WHEN WE’RE BOTH WEARING IT!