Car: Hi.

(I drive.)

Car:…HI.

Me: Oh, sorry, hi —

Car: Ahem. My tire pressure light is on.

Me: Your who?

Car: Tire. Pressure. Light.

Me: Oh — Okay!

(I keep driving.)

Car: Do think you maybe you could ah, perhaps check the air in the tires?

Me: Totally! will do.

(I keep driving.)

Car: You have no idea how to do / that, do you.

Me: YES I DO. I bought one of the those tire pressure gauge things, I have it somewhere —

(I search through glove compartment, while driving, nearly swerve off road.)

Car: $*%&%*!!!!!

Me: Sorry, sorry —

Car: I’m going to die, aren’t  I.

Me: MAYBE YES.