On this Oscar day of glamour and glitz and gold and plunging necklines and bow ties and spanx, I am treating myself to CAB RIDES from Brooklyn to rehearsal, something I never would have ever done when I lived here, but hey, now I’m a real girl, a glamorous one, and also don’t want to slip and die on the sidewalk. Yes I DID take this picture myself, which went something like this:
CAB DRIVER: WHAT ARE YOU TAKE PICTURE OF?
ME (deeply ashamed):….myself.
CAB DRIVER: WHY FOR?
CAB DRIVER: ….Are you famous?
More Silence; Even more Glamour.