On this Oscar day of glamour and glitz and gold and plunging necklines and bow ties and spanx, I am treating myself to CAB RIDES from Brooklyn to rehearsal, something I never would have ever  done when I lived here, but hey, now I’m a real girl, a glamorous one, and also don’t want to slip and die on the sidewalk. Yes I DID take this picture myself, which went something like this:

CAB DRIVER: WHAT ARE YOU TAKE PICTURE OF?

ME (deeply ashamed):….myself.

CAB DRIVER: WHY FOR?

ME:….my blog.

Silence. Then:

CAB DRIVER: ….Are you famous?

ME:….No.

More Silence; Even more Glamour.