An Oscar Meyer weinermobile crashed into a snowbank in Pennsylvania, and Dads across American PUNNED UNTIL THEY COULD NO LONGER BREATHE. I will now take a few moments to join in on the fun.
– Oh look! a CHILLYDOG!
– To be Frank, I’m concerned about the driving conditions on this road….
– ‘DOGGONE-IT!’ – The driver
And lastly, this quote from the tow trucker driver who rescued the dog: “I’ve pulled out a lot of vehicles,” he said. “But that’s the first wiener I’ve ever pulled out.”
TAKE IT AWAY, DAD!