Yes I can.

Today, on I will blog everyday til I die as if my own life depended in it, I have FOOD POISONING! See you in hell, questionable salami from last night! I also have a very sweet and wonderful man friend who has been plying me with Gatorade and laughing at me affectionately when I declare with great authority that I’m pretty sure I have Ebola. I can’t so much move or eat, but I CAN BLOG. THIS TOOK ME 47 MINUTES TO WRITE BUT WELL, HERE IT IS. Insert profound thing about how sometimes our bodies force us to slow down. Okay we good? Great! VOMZ

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