My lady friend Samira Wiley, see also Poussey on Orange is the New Black, is gonna be Jay Z in my Jay Z and Beyonce Play! LOOK AT HER, SHE’S SO PRETTY.

There’s this sexy, masculine side to her that’s so fitting for the Hov. I’m not going to be able to see the reading (Lesser America, NYC, Nov 23) and so I will just sit here and imagine Samira as He, removing his giant watch, accusing Beyonce of farting, waxing poetic about what her farts smell like. GET IT SAMIRA (J)!

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