One of my favorite most ABSOLUTE MOST FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD is to see another country for the very first time. So far, Edinburgh / Scotland  is somehow reminiscent of every city I have ever been to abroad, parts Paris, parts Moscow, parts London. I am cracked out of my gourd but I squeezed in a quick stroll before I pass out in two minutes. The highlight thus far is pretty much that there is a beautiful and majestic  castle up on a hill in the middle of it. Like: across the street from Starbucks, just, this:

Just sitting there, like, What’s up consumers.  Feel free to peruse wool scarves and skinny jeans, but I have been here for HUNDREDS OF YEARS.