I heard this song this AM and was instantly gripped by its wordplay, my favorites being ‘hoe-asis’ and ‘there you hoe again.’ I present to you a dramatic monologue, by Ludracis: ‘You’s a Hoe.’

You’s a hoe
You’s a hoe, I said that you’s a hoe

You doing hoe activity with hoe tendencies
Hoes are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With hoe energy to do what you do
Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw

Y’all professional like DJ Clue, you pullin’ on my coat tail
Now why you think you take a hoe to a hoe-tel
Hoe, tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the hoe-zone layer

C’mon playa wants to hoe our ways
Them hoes neva close, they open like hallways
So here’s the hoe take for your hoe hoe crew
And everybody wants some, ‘cuz hoes gotta eat too

Your can’t turn a hoe into a house wife
Hoes don’t act right
There’s hoe on a mission and there’s hoes on a crack pipe
Hey, hoe, how you doin’ where you been?

Prolly doing hoe stuff, ‘cuz there you hoe again
It’s a how wide world that we livin’ in
Feline feminine fantastical women
Not all, just some

You how who you are
There’s hoes in the room, there’s hoes in the car
There’s hoes on stage, there’s hoes by the bar
Hoe’s by near and hoes by far

You got a run in your panty-hoe even your daddy knows
That you sucking down chocolate like daddy-os
Your hoes are horrible, horrendous
On taxes y’all writin’ off, hoes is dependents

I see the hoe-rizon, it ain’t surprisin’
It’s just a hoe-asis with ugly chiks faces
Hoes don’t feel so sad and blue
‘Cuz most of us niggas is hoes too

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