Today, on Why the Internet:
1.) My friend Mary had her baby! Here is said baby, Henry:
3. Mary’s friend is using this genius website Take them a Meal which makes it super easy to get folks to sign up the bring the new family food, to you know, eat, while the newborn cutely creates terror and turmoil. It’s so smart, and is a perfect example of the internet making it easier for humans to care for and do nice things for each other, instead of just like, providing horrifying pictures of plane crashes and weird porn and article with links to articles with links to articles about how You’re not Happy and How to be Happy and You should Eat Breakfast and Why you should not Eat Breakfast. This site is great. Internet: WAY TO GO!