1.) I present to you: this frittata with turkey bacon / kale / cremini mushrooms / garlic / parmesan I made because I AM ON HIATUS and time is fluid and plentiful, therefore I can spend an hour on a frittata, just for fun, and also perhaps to charm and feed a boy.

2.) I overeagerly yanked it out of the oven in a rushed and precarious way, burning the weird insides of two of my fingers, therefore inventing

3.) FRITTACCIDENT.