Being that this year, my NAILED IT! April Fool’s joke is YOU GUYS I’M PREGNANT AND IT’S ENGAGED, which is hilarious mostly to me, I had to conduct a quick Baby with Engagement Ring google image search,  and I am horrified for all of People to announce that Moms are doing a thing where they are sticking their engagement rings around their kid’s toes and doing photo shoots like, He put a ring on it and then he put a baby in it and then I gave birth to said baby and then I put the ring on the baby and so hahahaha my life is so charming, WEEEEEEE where are the drugs