I amused myself to no end on my drive to work this morning brainstorming shirt ideas for my new company, Inspirational and Declarative Gym Shirts that you should Probably never Wear outside of the House. Favorites

– ONE TIME I HELD A PLANK FOR ALMOST TWO MINUTES

– ARE YOU MY HUSBAND?

– TO CALL WHAT I DO RUNNING IS AN INSULT TO RUNNING.

– I <3 FRIED KALE

– THIS IS SO I CAN EAT LASAGNA TOMORROW

– I WAS REALLY FAT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

– IS IT WINE YET?

– DONUTS!

– I WANT ADVENTURE AND ROMANCE BUT FIRST I HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM

Fear not: I will not quite my day job. But like let me know which one you want.