I dreamt I was walking through some sort of whimsical winter wonderland with trees made of lollipops and ice, and I was trying to take pictures of it, more specifically, I was trying to take a selfie of myself IN the wonderland, but for some reason, my when I turned my phone’s camera on myself, I WAS NOT THERE.

Like….

That was my dream. Like…I dreamt I could not take selfies. Maybe it had some profound significance, like I’m afraid I’m disappearing or anxious about documenting my life so as to slow it down. But ultimately… I dreamt I could not take selfies.

That was my dream.

I’m a 31 year old woman person. Like….