One of my favorite gym games, second to Watching Girl in Full Makeup Try not Sweat and Are You my Boyfriend? is watching one of the soundless TVs and making grand decisions about what I’m watching. Based on 30 minutes of concentrated study, pictured above is a show in which slightly overweight men middle aged men in hoodies and flannels sit around googling things and reading buzz feed and eating beef jerky and aimlessly crossing in front of the camera to get more beef jerky, and sometimes they answer the phone when other slightly overweight middle aged men in hoodies call in with stuff to say about sports. Like: that’s the show.
That is the entire show.