It was totally normal for the intense guy at the gym to scream I AM THE VIPER!!! while dragging hundreds of pounds across the floor, up until the point where his trainer shouted at him, YOU WILL GET YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND BACK! and he replied I’M GONNA GET YOU BACK, NATALIE! ECGHGHHHHHUUGHHH!!!!!!!!, at which point, it just became sad.

But really. Good luck to both he, and Natalie.